Today I was talking to a cable provider and as they were
trying to sell their service to me the guy was telling me that I would need to
sign a 2 year contract. Now see for me,
someone who already has commitment issues, that’s a problem.
Because the way I see it, I would be entering a relationship
with them. It would be like signing an
agreement to be in a relationship with them for 2 years before we even have our
first date. And what happens if by the
third date I decide this just isn’t working out for me and I want to kick them
to the curb but I can’t because I signed an agreement to be in a relationship
with them for 2 years. So now you what’s
going to happen? I’m going to cheat on
them. Yep, cause I’m trapped in a 2 year
loveless relationship and when you cheat it cost you…
That’s right child support!
I am going to be paying them child support for 2 years while I’ve moved
on to something better.
What a mess – no wander I have commitment issues.
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